when you find that you’re getting to tired or stressed up with work, a good way to relax(not too much. just a little) is to chat(being lame is encouraged) with someone. recently king2x and i figure out a way to chat…which can be quite fun(the lamer the better). Here, i posted part of our chat…it’s long. so read or skip as u wish
NOTE: 1: The following chatting type can be quite addictive in practice. Please find other way to relax during office hour if u have weak self-control….in other words, Pandai pandailer.
2: The following chat posted may not be in proper English grammar. If any error spotted, it should be taken as example of "THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT DO!"
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
just wan to ask have you went to eat
if u haven’t, buy some sushi cos got seaweed
if not u can go for bread which made with wheat
then only ur stomach wont be empty without sesame seed
Emmanuel says:
very kind of u to ask me if i have eaten,
it’ll be a lie if i tell u i haven’t,
went to burger king for some burger portion,
never knew it so hot there, not like heaven
how bout u my friend, sudah makan?
there was a lucky draw at BK restaurant,
but alas, I’m not a lucky man,
all i got was just a silly pen
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
yes my fren, me too, already eaten
take bus to a market with lots of kitten
order a plate of rice full with chicken
after finish full like heaven
after eating bought a cup of avocado juice
they say this product is made by Jews
i feel shocked and said is Jews made by Juice
the seller told me is Juice made by Jews
Emmanuel says:
oh boy, that statement is indeed confusing,
so is the juice made before importing?
or is it done locally by some Jews mixing?
no, wait..is that sales person a kind noble singh?
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
hey dude I’ve watched Spider man
now he is so strong ,he can swing like a hen
want his signature but i dun have a pen
then i realize the screen is showing the end
Emmanuel says:
haha…dun be silly it’s only a movie,
u dun expect spider man will come for the movie,
but i enjoy it as much as my mummy,
in fact i love every bit of it fully.
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
today so sien cos i finished all my tasks
wan to search for more work but dunno how to ask
sitting whole day, boring like a vase
how i wish the time can faster pass
Emmanuel says:
ohh…no wonder so early u started such conversation,
looks like some one is free with not much motion,
if your looking for some rhyming action,
time shall pass fast with such communication
hey, this conversation is getting good,
can i post this up if it’s not too rude,
it’ll be a good idea to post this instead of those dirty nude,
please approve me, my dear dude
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
sure my fren, post it to the website
better than letting all this words flow to the seaside
let ppl read their eyes will grow wide
sure they will laugh and say that we are two stupid egg white
Emmanuel says:
dun worry, I’ll try to correct whatever mistake,
i will think that this is good work break,
rather than gaining weight eating cake,
further more, a weather this hot….who would wanna bake.
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
sit too long, my back is now aching
where will all this message will u be posting
after posting please let me get knowing
then i can go to the site and do some reading
Emmanuel says:
it shall be posted to nowhere else but my blog,
just go to friendster, that’s where i blog,
i will let u know once i got it logged,
but if and only i have extra time given by the clock
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
oh my goodness, u are so busy
don’t rush to do it if is not easy
if it’s not nice, ppl will become teasy
tease our rhyme, why is it so lousy
Emmanuel says:
haha, is not about being lousy,
it’s all about being funny,
if not for these, I’ll go crazy
caused by work so ever busy,
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
so sorry,i need to go toilet
if not, inside, will be a flood
and my face is so oily like an omelet
if dun wash it, i will really ohh blood ("ohh blood"- pronounce as ‘oh-bar-lat’.Cantonese way of describing "big problem". ‘ohh’ in English means ‘passing out’; ‘blood’ simply means blood as it’s English in nature. therefore passing out blood can be a serious pain in the neck..and all the way down )
Emmanuel says:
just go…dun spoil your internal engine,
dun have to tell me, cos i really dun wanna imagine,
the flood, the oil, the blood..it made me feel like puking,
going to the loo..just go without asking
…after 15-20 minutes…
this is really getting longer and longer,
are u like.. "break the dam, release the water"?,
or you’re so free which u think "the longer the better"?,
my goodness where’s the toilet, it’s like you’re spending time in it forever
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
sorry sorry my friend, i forgot,
forgot to tell you I’m back in the lot
away you are is in my thought
now so pai seh my face so hot("pai seh"- pronounce as ‘pie-sayh’. shy)
Emmanuel says:
talking of hot…it’s really getting hot,
the air con is down and, repair, it has not,
need to wash my face, just stay in your lot,
I’ll be right back to give all the rhyme i got
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
if is too hot take some drink
too far for me to get you something
and all i have is just some winks
hope that you wont angry with me for just thinking
Emmanuel says:
some winks? although i dun quite understand,
thanks but no thanks, i guess this heat.. i can still stand,
I’ve been drinking from a can,
which i got it from burger king.. oops i forgot, its not a can.
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
here, i tell you what is ‘winks’
dun u mess it with the word ‘wings’
the ‘winks’ i meant is not those ‘wings’
its hard to describe with pen and ink
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
this is winks
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ winks:
…he sent me a WINK, featured from MSN chat named ‘Play "Laugh"‘ which came with a wicked loud laugh…
Emmanuel says:
ahhhh…so that’s what a wink, so i see,
that was such an ugly wink…heehee,
good thing hearing it, was just me,
if it was on speaker it’ll be more than just me.
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
oh my god, me myself kena
this stupid winks laugh haha
haha haha hahaha
until ppl tot i am a siau kia ("siau kia" - pronouce as ‘ sell-key-ah’; stupid kid)
Emmanuel says:
okler, I’m getting tired thinking,
it’s already very hot like sauna-ing,
let’s chat like normal, I’m suggesting,
if i continue i really can’t think of anything
~~StRaNgErS aRe JuSt fAMiLy YoU hAvE yEt tO cOmE To KnOw~~ says:
wah, thank you for stopping
already dunno use what word for typing
so tired when we do rhyming
but it’s good for brain cos it is exercising
Emmanuel says:
if that’s the case, i guess that’s all then,
we shall continue this some other moment,
since it has come to an agreement,
i shall officially call this to end…….
Emmanuel says:
- end -