HE Jokes
I looked at the time, "7:18PM". It’s Friday and i don’t wanna miss lifegroup (my regular Friday christian discussion group aka cellgroup). I pack my things and I zoomed out of the office.
|| (PAUSE!)
"For those that wonder what we usually do in Lifegroup; we gather as a small group in one of the church member’s habitat
home, discussing over Bible verses, and applying it’s values to our
daily life. In a relaxed environment we do the discussions in forms of
fellowships and sharing…and we eat after that
mmmm…fooood "
> (UN-PAUSE!)
With a jumping heart, I’m glad that i can finally leave my work behind. But to my dismay the moment of relieve was only a short one when i was caught on a highway jam. It was an unexpected jam. I don’t get jammed on the highway often going back home on my regular hours - Like i said, it was an unexpected one.
I looked at the car’s dashboard clock, "8.15PM". By then, i literally felt my bladders and i know I’m at that point - "when i need to go, i really..really…really and want to, need to go". The cars are slowly inching their way forward and my laps are slowly inching towards each other, finding it hard to control the clutch and accelerator. I still have no sight of a Petrol Station….what did i do? I start talking to God. "Dear God, please let it hold. Show me a Station or any sign of relieve…nono not..not relieve (not right here, not right now)… sign of a toilet i meant". Shortly after…I heard reply from a voice within me, "Why is it always only in times of troubles that u start talking to ME? (slight laughter)". As i inch my car pass a corner i spotted a PETROL STATION. It was a stone throw away but it seems to takes ages to reach there by car.
-_-’ "Owh GOD, I got your point..i got your point.. please don’t let this be a punishment..i… need to..reach the station fast".
" ^_^ Son, don’t worry you’ll make it there in time"
I wasn’t sure HE was referring, "reach there in time", to the station or to the lifegroup o_O??. But anyhow i made it to the toilet…PHEW!
The lifegroup started not too long after i arrived. Great I’m on time. Then it made sense..HE was referring to both station and lifegroup ^_^. I find HIM hilarious at times at the way HE replies me. HE jokes.
